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Frozen watermelon isn't as nutritious as fresh, ripe watermelon. This message brought to you by the taxpayers of America through the hard work and dedication of The Department of Agriculture.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - That ice-cold watermelon may be refreshing, but it can be less nutritious than watermelon served at room temperature, U.S. Department of Agriculture scientists reported on Wednesday.

And just who says we don't get our monies worth out of Washington?

Hell, I'd be happy if they did more of this money wasting garbage than trying to enslave us with illegal multi-national treaties/agreements and waging eternal war.